Maroshi 'SMALL' chief charged with paedophilia

According to local reports, the 'SMALL' Katheeb (Deputy Chief) of Maroshi island in Shaviyani Atoll, in the North of Maldives, has been charged with pardophilia. The 36 year old man, Igbal Mohamed Hussain of Bageechaage, Maroshi, is accused of having sex with a group of under 10 year olds. It is alleged that this bachelor has been known to the authorities for his alleged sexual behaviour but over the years, he built a powerful connection with a brother of the Maldives Dictator, making him immune from prosecution in the past. "We have complained many times but he remains above the law", said a resident of Maroshi, who wants to remain anonymous. This is a common phenomenon in the islands of the Maldives, mainly because the Dictator of the Maldives, Gayyoom, himself is renowned to be a paedophile, hence appeases his counterparts. "He will not be convicted, mark my word on this", said the source from the island. The case continues.

This is taken from Dhivehi Observer website from word to word without any editing. http://www.dhivehi-observer.com/

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Stupid People Award 2007

1 st Place:
Police in Male', spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up.

2 nd Place
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

3 rd Place
In Maroshi, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into the health Post with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly asked doctors to give him an X-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Doctors were shocked to learn that the man had drilled a 6-inch deep hole in his skull with a Black & Decker power drill and had stuck the wire in to try and find the missing brain.